DERECHO A MORIR DIGNAMENTE
Anoche mi mamá y yo estábamos sentados en la sala hablando de las muchas cosas de la vida... Entre otras... estábamos hablando de la vida y de la muerte...
Le dije:
'Mamá, nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo, dependiendo de máquinas y líquidos de una botella, si me ves en ese estado, desenchufa los artefactos que me mantienen vivo y bota los líquidos de los cuales dependa , prefiero morir'.
Entonces, mi mamá se levantó y me miró con una cara de admiración que yo nunca le había visto ... y me desenchufó :
el televisor, el DVD, el computador, el Ipod, la XBOX y me botó el aguardiente , el ron y todas las cervezas ...
!!!HIJUEPUTA, ... CASI ME MUERO!!!--
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posted by redaccion @ viernes, octubre 23, 2009
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